tumblr’s so slow i want to kill someone. -_-

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(Source: patheticjunkies)

josephemil:

johnnaglory:

There are two people you’ll meet in your life.  One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest.  The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most.  You will meet these two people; it is a given.  It is the third that you’ll never see coming.  That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book. 

Wow…

suddenly gives me the chils. 

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lameborghini:

i need to be more grateful for all the days im not on my period honestly

buttcheekpalmkang:

On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.

Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.

With my tongue.

On her pussy.

One letter at a time.

chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

In the end you should always do the right thing even if it’s hard.

Nicholas SparksThe Last Song (via feellng)

i find myself staring to someone else’s picture and she’s not my girlfriend. what the heck happened

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

my boyfriend’s something like this

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury